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Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
Last seen 1980! 😀
GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it
Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.
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If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice 🙂
I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ……. lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. 🙂
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My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. 😀
I just need a good Wifi and Wife.
Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own. 🙂
Hey there whatsapp is using me.
There’s like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world … huh
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
I Like to study.. Arithmetic – NO … world history – NO …. chemistry – NO …. GIRLS – YES!!!
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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
I am Cool but Summer Days make me hot..
Hello madam, do you want Credit Card? Girl: No thanks, I have a Boyfriend.
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation…..
When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…
Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
Save water drink beer.
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Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped 🙂
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
6 Peg Loading .. 😀
If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
My style is unique don’t copy it!
Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity
Mah Attitude.. Mah ishtyle !
Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
I wish there was a day between Saturday and Sunday.
Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.
If you can’t convince her then confuse her
There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it.
Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
My ex had one very annoying habit – BREATHING
A man is as young as the woman he feels.
I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.
Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline.
At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.
You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..
The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain….